TV’s Highest-Paid Actors
From Ashton Kutcher to Jason Segel, these dudes make the money. Interesting fact: A lot of them are on CBS.

TV’s Highest-Paid Actors

From Ashton Kutcher to Jason Segel, these dudes make the money. Interesting fact: A lot of them are on CBS.

Emmy winner Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher in a very awkward threesome scene from last night’s “Two and a Half Men.” Yes, Emmy winner Jon Cryer.

She’s just being Miley … on “Two and a Half Men.”
More photos from Miley Cyrus’ “Two and a Half Men” guest spot.

She’s just being Miley … on “Two and a Half Men.”

More photos from Miley Cyrus’ “Two and a Half Men” guest spot.

I will never understand “Two and a Half Men.”

TV Star Salaries: What Do They Make?
Crystal the Monkey: $12,000 an episode for “Animal Practice”
Betty White: $50,000 an episode for “Off Their Rockers”
Shocks, surprises and more salaries here.

TV Star Salaries: What Do They Make?

Crystal the Monkey: $12,000 an episode for “Animal Practice”

Betty White: $50,000 an episode for “Off Their Rockers”

Shocks, surprises and more salaries here.

"Dear Ashton-
My bad.
I was disrespectful to a man doing his best.
I got excited and threw you into a crossfire.
The rest of my statement I stand behind.
You, however, deserve better.
Safety in your travels good sir.
- The “late” Charlie Harper"

Charlie Sheen apologizes to Ashton Kutcher.

So, Charlie’s back to putting himself in the headlines.

"I’m tired of lying. I’m tired of pretending the show doesn’t suck. I’m tired of pretending Ashton doesn’t suck."

Charlie Sheen during a “Two and a Half Men” rant.

Hey y’all, ‘Two and a Half Men’ is one of the most-watched TV shows right now! This is a video of Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher kissing.

WHEEE!!!

(Source: aoltv.com)

Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher’s characters wake up naked after an alcohol-fueled skinny dipping session on ‘Two and a Half Men.’

More Ashton naked, that’s cool, but did we need the most upsetting part … Jon Cryer’s Alan talking about his morning wood!? UGHHHHHHHH.

(Source: aoltv.com)