Betty White asks Craig Ferguson to marry her, burns him up in the process and hints that she has nipple rings. Is there anything this woman can’t do?

Betty White is running for president … just for the cash.

"For some reason you’re a candidate I can see myself getting behind!" - Craig Ferguson

"Ohh, Craig, you can get behind me any time you want." - Goddess Betty White

I love Sigourney Weaver so much. Watch Craig Ferguson spill embarrassing details about Alfred Molina to her.

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Kathy Griffin on Marcus Bachmann: “I would say that Marcus Bachmann reminds me of a lot of the type of men who come see my live shows.”

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This is probably the best video you will see all week: Chi McBride gets angry about ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ says Khloe Kardashian looks like Frankenberry.

"Whenever you see the word ‘star’ or ‘celebrity’ in a show, be assured you ain’t gonna see neither one," he said.

He tried to name all the Kardashians, but struggled to name Khloe. “What’s the one that look like Frankenberry?”

William Shatner rides Craig Ferguson.

If that didn’t get you to play the clip, I don’t know what else will.

Kristen Bell and Craig Ferguson slide around the Palace of Versailles. Still waiting on my invite to hang out with them …

If Eddie Izzard was God, he’d get rid of poop and pee and make everybody vegetarians.

On an unrelated note, Kristen Bell is super cute. KB, Eddie and Craig Ferguson then get in a deep philosophical discussion about good and evil on a Paris street.

Kristen Bell and Jean Reno talk sharks with Craig Ferguson in Paris.

Somehow, Craig talking about shark genitalia doesn’t seem as crass because they’re in Paris. Huh.

Props to KBell for correcting Craig on the plural of penis.

Karen Gillan is disappointed with her porn name on ‘The Late Late Show.’

"Fuzzy Springfield Gardens" sounds kind of hilarious to me. Then, Craig Ferguson asked her if she watches a lot of porn. Oh, Amy Pond.