I’m so excited to see it. I’m waiting for it to come out. I don’t know where the hell it is. We filmed it a while back. “Parks and Recreation” is a show that’s so fun to be on, I can’t even tell you. I had a blast doing it with them. It’s really a fictional pilot from the ’80s, sort of like “The Practice.” That’s why I wanted to do it because it’s kind of like an homage to “The Practice” in many ways, if “The Practice” went off the rails. But it’s really a failed pilot called “Philly Justice” and I’m sort of like this sleazy lawyer who’s coming on to everybody and weird and strange and the rest of the “Parks and Recreation” cast are filming the pilot. I replace Paul Rudd. He’s just not making it and they bring me in to replace him. [Laughs.]
— Dylan McDermott about that time his “American Horror Story” character masturbated and cried in the first episode of the FX series.