A collection of some lines from the new “Mob Wives” trailer:

  • "I want to rip her face like a bath salt zombie and f—-ing eat it." - Love
  • "I don’t know what happened to Carla, but she grew some balls." - Big Ang
  • "I want to know what door or what window I should have that shotgun waiting for you at." - Renee
  • "She’s a sneaky, coniving, husband-f—-ing douchebag." - Renee
  • "You want to go to war with me? You know what war with me is!?” - Renee
  • "What kind of grown woman leaves a house and doesn’t take her underwear?" - Ramona
  • "[BLEEP]" - everybody

realitytvgifs:

A Christmas message from Big Ang.

vh1:

bobbyfinger:

Mob Wives’ Drita and Big Ang + Humanity’s Whoopi Goldberg for some reason.

Why is nobody talking about their audience of gnomes?

Or Whoopi’s skeleton hand t-shirt…

vh1:

bobbyfinger:

Mob Wives’ Drita and Big Ang + Humanity’s Whoopi Goldberg for some reason.

Why is nobody talking about their audience of gnomes?

Or Whoopi’s skeleton hand t-shirt…

realitytvgifs:

President Obama: “Same-sex couples should have right to marry”

realitytvgifs:

President Obama: “Same-sex couples should have right to marry”

(via realitytvgifs)

Mondays. Amiright?

Mondays. Amiright?

(Source: realitytvgifs)

She’s talking about Mondays, duh.

She’s talking about Mondays, duh.

(Source: realitytvgifs)

Big Ang is getting her own show. Anybody wanna go to Staten Island with me?

Big Ang is getting her own show. Anybody wanna go to Staten Island with me?

Always.

Always.

(Source: realitytvgifs)

'Tabatha Takes Over' Star Tabatha Coffey On Which Celebrities Need Makeovers And More

In case you didn’t gather these yourself after watching this video, the important tidbits are:

  • Tabatha loves “Mob Wives.”
  • Tabatha has met Big Ang.
  • Tabatha wants to take a sparkle away from Helena Bonham Carter.
vh1:

Big Ang as Marilyn Monroe.
… Somehow, this works.

This caused me to audibly gasp at my desk. Then I sent it to everybody I know who is online.

vh1:

Big Ang as Marilyn Monroe.

… Somehow, this works.

This caused me to audibly gasp at my desk. Then I sent it to everybody I know who is online.