There are plenty of shows to be thankful for, but 2011 was also the year for some major TV turkeys.

You know what we’re talking about — those shows or televised events that are just too horrific for even our “worst” lists of the year.

We’ve picked our top turkeys, included proof of poultry, and ranked them on a gobble-meter scale of 1-10, 1 being the least offensive or surprising in terms of suckiness, and 10 being scream-at-your-TV-in-anger levels of suck that we hope we never have to endure again.

Take a look at our list, then chime in down in the comments with your own top picks for the bottom of the barrel.

Bet y’all can’t guess which one I wrote … :)

Are you surprised? Answer: No.

The hats of fall TV. Seriously, I wrote this. It’s funny — or so people say.

More hats here!

Playboy ClubKSL, anĀ  NBC affiliate in Salt Lake City, is refusing to air the network’s new fall series ‘The Playboy Club’ on the grounds that it conflicts with the moral standards of the station.