A collection of some lines from the new “Mob Wives” trailer:

  • "I want to rip her face like a bath salt zombie and f—-ing eat it." - Love
  • "I don’t know what happened to Carla, but she grew some balls." - Big Ang
  • "I want to know what door or what window I should have that shotgun waiting for you at." - Renee
  • "She’s a sneaky, coniving, husband-f—-ing douchebag." - Renee
  • "You want to go to war with me? You know what war with me is!?” - Renee
  • "What kind of grown woman leaves a house and doesn’t take her underwear?" - Ramona
  • "[BLEEP]" - everybody

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A Christmas message from Big Ang.

Big Ang stopped by “The View” today and forced Joy Behar and Sherri Shepherd to get to second base with her. Normal.
On a related note, I need to get to Staten Island, like yesterday, and go to Drunken Monkey.

Big Ang stopped by “The View” today and forced Joy Behar and Sherri Shepherd to get to second base with her. Normal.

On a related note, I need to get to Staten Island, like yesterday, and go to Drunken Monkey.

Emma Stone recalls “The New Partridge Family” reality show:

"It was totally, 100 percent a reality show," Stone told The Daily Beast of the series, based on the ’70s hit show “The Partridge Family. “My mom had never pushed me to audition for anything, but she saw a commercial on TV for it and said, ‘You look like Susan Dey a little, and just dyed your hair brown … Why don’t you give this a shot? I have a weird feeling.’ I did it and ended up winning. I don’t regret it for a minute.”

(via vh1)

Big Ang is getting her own show. Anybody wanna go to Staten Island with me?

Big Ang is getting her own show. Anybody wanna go to Staten Island with me?

FYI.

Also, I’m very pleased w/ No. 86.

GIF Candy: Danielle Staub On Famous Food

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Six GIF-tastic reasons Danielle is the breakout star of VH1’s new reality competition show, Famous Food:

1. VEINS

2. The rarely-seen female crotch grab.

3. Knife skills.

4. Her zero-tolerance policy with Vinny.

5. Testimonials filled with maybe-crazy laughter.

6. She and Heidi Montag are BFFs 4 Eva!

Guys. Vincent Pastore thinks Danielle Staub was on ‘Desperate Housewives.’ That’s the one thing I learned from ‘Famous Food’ last night.

Instead, I was left with 5 lingering questions.